Popular shopping emporium Lidl has proved to this sleepy suburban banlieue that it’s not napping when it comes to dialectic. In the last few weeks we’ve gone from feasting (five bird roasts, ahoy!), to penitence (DIY gadget hell). Today those discounters from Deutschland unveiled the synthesis of the two – that unhappy medium known back in half-price Heimat as Gymnastik. You have no excuse!